3G is shit.
I remember a time when a 3G mobile network was the dog's bollocks. 23 years ago, to the day, 3G was the dream . It introduced us to mobile video footage and video conference calling. No more 2G shite. Now, however, it seems to me, when your phone displays 3G it basically means it can't even tell you what time it is, or more importantly, load Pornhub. I don't know what the G's stand for but I think it might be Goblins. Either that or it's a ranking system letting you know how attractive you are to the opposite sex at any given moment. I'm 83% sure that's correct. No matter what it stands for, I want to know why 3G is now basically as useless as the dreaded 'E'. And btw, what does the 'E' stand for?! Since the heady days of the early G's we have moved onto 4G and now the overhyped 5G, and into the new world, social media conspiracy theory generation. Some of these tin foil hat wearing nutcases even claim that 5G caused the Covid pandemi...
