Hampstead vs Surbiton

What a bunch of ****$

What was potentially our League clinching moment turned into the biggest anti-climax of the season. On a beautiful spring day it fell apart right from the start.

Receiving a call on our way to the Jewish sector of town we were informed that Suburbiton were already at the pitch and had been told that the start of our match was to be delayed by about 50 minutes and they were not prepared to wait.
Once we arrived we immediately realised we were dealing with a bunch of fluffers. They were clearly a man short, saw an opportunity to kick up a fuss about something and tried to screw us over. They even demanded a walkover...

...What they will get is a spanking of epic proportions.


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