How to look as gay as possible at your company Christmas dinner

Make sure you wear trousers that are "toit as a toiger"...

Shout the lyrics as loud as you possibly can with a face that should never be seen in public...

Pout....all the time....

...while continuously putting your arms around your friends... your male friends of course...

Sing along to Boyzone and NKOTB (New Kids On The Block) .... with other men

...and softly whisper in their ear.